Funny Quotes For Sister

Relationship with a sister is very special in many ways. You grow up in the same household with your sister and do many things together. We show our love for sister in many ways like we share funny quotes for a sister on our social media profiles and do many more things. We are also here with funny quotes for you loving sister as well.

 

funny quotes about sister fighting for facebook

funny quotes about sister fighting for facebook

 

Below are the Best funny quotes for sister

  • A sister is someone who loves you from the heart. No matter how much you argue you cannot be drawn apart. She is a joy that cannot be taken away. Once she enters your life, she is there to stay.
  • A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite. – Elizabeth Fishel
When traveling life’s journey it’s good to have a sister’s hand to hold on to copy

When traveling life’s journey it’s good to have a sister’s hand to hold on to copy

  • When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us? – Pam Brown
  • Being sisters means you always have back up.
  • A sister is God’s way of proving he doesn’t want us to walk alone.
  • There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears

Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears

  • She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate and the best part of me.
  • Sister and friend. Two words that mean the same thing.
  • We’re sisters. You’re my family what is you is me. There’s nothing that you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.
  • You can kid the world, but not your sister. Charlotte Gray
  • Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. Pam Brown
  • You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories. Deborah Moggach
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. Linda Sunshine

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. Linda Sunshine

  • Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can’t always be first. Melissa Dayton, Crushed: When Parenting is Hard
  • I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! Author Unknown
  • Never let an angry sister comb your hair. Patricia McCann
  • We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became.  Catherine Pulsifer
A sister will let you know when the outfit youre trying on really doesnt look fabulous

A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous

  • A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee. Allison M. Lee
  • Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life. Charles M. Schultz
  • If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger…
  • I’m not just a sister, I’m a big cup of wonderful…
  • Damn! Don’t you hate it when you’re about to win a fight with…
  • Sisters are clothes borrower, fit throwers, cover stealers…
You and I are sisters, always remember that

You and I are sisters, always remember that

  • The only thing better than having you as my sister is my children having you as their aunt.
  • Happiness is being with my sister.
  • Sisters are blessed with an extra sense that whispers when the other needs them.
  • Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks and eye rolls.
  • A sister is a gift to the heart. A friend to the spirit. A golden thread to the meaning of life.
Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree

Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree

  • The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.
  • If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. Linda Sunshine
  • I finally moved out of my parent’s house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room. Kate Winslet
  • She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she’s the reason you wish you were an only child. Barbara Alpert
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there. Amy Li

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there. Amy Li

  • Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can’t be beaten. Allison M. Lee
  • Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can’t be getting older than me, can you? Catherine Pulsifer
  • Eleanor Roosevelt once said Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water! Well, my dear Sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together! Catherine Pulsifer
  • It’s hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. Pam Brown (IM)
It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. Pam Brown

It’s hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. Pam Brown

  • Your sister’s advice (solicited or unsolicited) carries weight. Lorraine Bodger, I’m the Pretty One, You’re the Smart One
  • Being sisters means you always have a backup. Author Unknown
  • If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore. Pearl Cleage
  • Sisters take care of each other, watch out for each other, comfort for each other and are there for each other through thick and thin.
  • Sisters are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Sisters are special. From young ones to old. God gave me a sister. More precious than gold

Sisters are special. From young ones to old. God gave me a sister. More precious than gold

  • As your sister please always remember… I loved you yesterday. I love you still. I always have. I always will.
  • Sisters are like angels. They sparkle twinkle and glow, they are the greatest gift our hearts will ever know.
  • A sister is more than a forever friend. She is a joy to the heart, and love without end.

 

Funny quotes about sisters fighting

  • The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble. – Clara Ortega
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation

  • Never let an angry sister comb your hair. – Patricia McCann
  • It was nice growing up with someone like you – someone to lean on, someone to count on… someone to tell on!
  • We know one another’s faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. – Rose Macaulay
  • I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. - Louise Glück

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. – Louise Glück

  • Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. – Pam Brown
  • Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart – oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape – of your sister. – Katherine Mansfield
  • My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, Central America. She said, Oh so near Kansas? I see a pole and body glitter in her future.
  • A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee. – Allison M. Lee
Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. - Louise Glück

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. – Louise Glück

  • Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. – Sam Levenson
  • Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. – Lemony Snicket
  • What strange creatures brothers are! – Jane Austen
  • Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were. – Betsy Cohen
  • Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space. – Gisele Bündchen
  • What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them. – Esther M. Friesner
Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way. - Pamela Dugdale

Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way. – Pamela Dugdale

  • The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you. – Chloe Moretz
  • Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider. It doesn’t seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we’ve traveled. – Jane Mersky Leder
  • Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other. – James Patterson
  • I’ve been the oldest child since before you were born. – E.L. Konigsburg
  • A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. Isadora James
  • There’s a special kind of freedom sisters enjoy. Freedom to share innermost thoughts, to ask a favor, to show their true feelings. The freedom to simply be themselves.
Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow. Benjamin Disraeli

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow. Benjamin Disraeli

  • Our name for each other is ‘Sissy.’ One name, two sisters, our shorthand whether we are separated by a room or by an ocean. A word to which we both instinctively answer and turn. Because, after everything, we are sisters first. Jenna Bush Hager
  • When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us? Pam Brown
Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow. Benjamin Disraeli

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow. Benjamin Disraeli

  • Sisters are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring – quite often the hard way. Pamela Dugdale
  • You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you. George R.R. Martin

 

Funny sister quotes for facebook

  • They can call your sister in law or my brother’s wife it doesn’t matter you’re a special person in my life you’re like my sister.
  • Sister-in-Law, you are someone that I can talk to, someone I can lean on, and someone that understands me. You are much more than just my brother’s wife, you are my friend.
  • Someone who is always there who I know will care whose shoulder I can cry on who will defend me to others even if I’m wrong who will always stick by my side and who will always have my back.
  • I am writing a book on my sister in law which is called jealous.
God bless you, my sweetie, always be a part of my heart

God bless you, my sweetie, always be a part of my heart

  • In this life there are only milestones each rare and so sweet, sharing with the loved one and make them complete.
  • Why is everyone giving cheers to me on my sister in law is pregnant? I had nothing to do with her.
  • Jesus died for us just drink this drink, my sister in law is a genius.
  • There is no friend than a sister, and there is no better sister than you.
  • Sisters are of for sharing laughter and wiping tears.
  • She’s my sister break her heart I ‘ll break your face.
Sisters share childhood memories & grown up dreams

Sisters share childhood memories & grown-up dreams

  • You and I are sisters always remember that if you fall I will pick you up as soon as I finish laughing.
  • Thanks for being my UN-biological sister.
  • Sisters are special, from young ones to old. God gave me a sister. More precious than gold.
  • She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate & the best part of me.
  • Giggles, secrets, sometimes tear sisters and friends through the years.
  • I love my sister, she is simply amazing and I just couldn’t imagine my life without her.
  • My sister has the best sister.
How do people make it through life without a sister

How do people make it through life without a sister

  • Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
  • A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
  • Best friends? Bitch please; she’s like a sister to me.
  • Sister to sister, we will always be a couple of nuts off the family tree.
  • Friends come and go but sisters are forever.
  • Behind every little sister, there’s big sister standing behind her holding a bat saying, you wanna say that again?
  • Sometimes being a sister is even better than being a princess.
  • Happiness is shopping with my sister.
  • Close to the heart, we’ll always be friends from the start of my sister and me.
A sister in a friend will come and go but a friend in a sister will always remain

A sister in a friend will come and go but a friend in a sister will always remain

  • A little sister is someone perfect person who listens when you talk. Laughs when you laugh and holds your hand when you cry.
  • Sisters sweet, a crazy conversation full of half sentences, daydream and misunderstanding more thrilling than understanding could ever be.
  • OK, we’ll be friends sister because we’re crazy to find new words.
  • A true sister is a friend who listens with her heart.
  • Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of you know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.
My little ears are listening to everything you say I am learning how to grow up to be like you someday

My little ears are listening to everything you say I am learning how to grow up to be like you someday

  • A sister is forever a friend.
  • An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman.
  • May God shower his choicest blessings on you. Wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead. Happy birthday, sister.
  • Sisters are the best kind of friends.
  • Being a sister and brother means bring there to each other.
  • Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
  • Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.
Keep calm because you’re the best sister.

Keep calm because you’re the best sister.

  • Sister is joined heart to heart.
  • Keep calm and enjoy the birthday, sister.
  • When dad and mom don’t understand you, a sister always will.
  • A sister is a gift to the Heart. A friend to the spirit, a golden thread to them.
  • A sister is a blessing who your heart with love. She flies with you in life with the beauty of a dove.
  • You wish you had a Sister cool as me.
  • Sister in law by chance friends by choice.
  • For reflections of life my love and sisterhood sister.
  • A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you.
  • For there is no friend like a sister In calm or stormy weather; to cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.
  • Sister did you know good friends come and go but a sister and her wardrobe are for life. Can I borrow your blacktop!.
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